有趣的英语笑话阅读
How Many Rabbits
Teacher: Now, Jonathan, if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have
Jonathan: Nine, sir.
Teacher: Nine
Jonathan: Ive got one already, sir.
多少只兔子
老师:好,乔纳森,假如我给你三只兔子,第二天我又给你五只,你一共有多少只兔子
乔纳森:一共有九只,先生。
老师:九只
乔纳森:先生,我本来就有一只。
幽默的英语儿童笑话
To Go to Heaven
Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven Hands up ..... what about you, Terry You havent got your hand up -- dont you want to go to Heaven
Terry: I cant. My Mum told me to go straight home.
去天堂
主日学校的教员:想去天堂的人举起手来,把手举起来。。。你呢,哈里你还没举手呢-- 你不想去天堂吗
哈里: 我去不了,因为妈妈让我一放学就回家。
少儿英语带翻译笑话
Improvement
One student to another: How are your English lessons coming along
Fine. I used to be one who couldnt understand the English men, and now its the English men who cant understand me.
进步
一位学生对另一位说:你的英语 最近学的怎么样
很好,我过去不懂英国人说话,可现在是英国人不懂我的话了。